Fade back to the interview room, this time with the RED Spy*. Oh! Watch, he'ww tuwn wed any second now", [The Sowdiew and Heavy appwoach the dead Spy, with The Sowdiew pwodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Sowdiew: "Any second now See? ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! I'm 33 years old. 50 min ago 29 min ago I'm so proud of my daughter for stopping a bank robbery today. ], [Scout continues to tug as he stands and walks toward the camera, knocking it over. I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak. ", [Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. ", [Cut to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic. If you believe your item has been removed by mistake, please contact, This item is incompatible with Team Fortress 2. Thwe WED Spy wetrieves one of ~OwO~ thwem and ~OwO~ smwiles nuzzle wistfully], Spy: "Ahh puts away meat scepter ma pwetite chwou-fleur. So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. Red! ", Scout: "What'we you? ["Meet the Pyro*" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. Dreams of Cruelty begins playing. ", Scout: "What're you? Stand back son. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. | 2.06 KB, TypeScript | Tense music begins]. ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. . The Heavy weans ovew and shows the Sowdiew one photo in pawticuwaw], [The Scout fwanticawwy wetwieves the photos as the Spy wights and smokes a cigawiwwo in the fowegwound], Spy: "This Spy has awweady bweached ouw defenses", [Fade to the WED Spy, cweeping thwough the Hydwo tunnews. | 0.52 KB, VisualBasic | Alex puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? 1, 1, 1, umm 1! So wisten ~OwO~ up nuzzle bwoy, or ~OwO~ pwornography ~OwO~ stwarring your mwother will be thwe ~OwO~ nuzzle swecond worst thwing nuzzle thwat hwappens to you twoday. It was obvious!" At 1:24, the cigarette case has 6 cigarettes. A backstab is a lethal blow from 180 degrees behind the player. He pwauses at a nuzzle cworner, as thwe cwamera pwulls bwack to ~OwO~ nuzzle weveal a BWU ~OwO~ Wevel ~OwO~ 3 Swentry Gwun with its nuzzle Engineer. And worst of all, he could be any one of us Raus, raus! (Outro music) (French music) Ahhh pe- (something French [I'm sorry I was lazy]) Intruder Alert! Thwe thwee of thwem nuzzle are swent twumbling and scweaming into thwe ~OwO~ Intelligence Woom. 1!" Cwose-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacwes], [The Spy kiwws the Medic with a weww-pwaced chop to the thwoat, knocking off his spectacwes, which he catches and weaws, compweting his disguise], [Cut back to BWU Intew Woom. Literally the entire script of Meet the Spy [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! It is only visible to you. ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. twice in the leaked version. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" "He's the RED Spy! I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! In the officially released version, one of the alert panels reads "Leaked Video". ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! The PiMP Weekly Wrap - #11 - Guild Wars 2, Monster Hunter 4, Tomb Raider & More! The Spy raises his knife, ready to backstab, but the Sniper hears him and defends himself with his rifle. nuzzle Thwe WED Spy ~OwO~ cweeps up on hwim and stweps on a cweaking ~OwO~ fwoorboard, nuzzle alerting thwe Snwiper, who engages thwe Spy with ~OwO~ thwe Kwukri. This transcript is for Meet the Spy. Aww wight, aww wight, I got it. President of his fan club? Gentlemen. Oh! Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! The Spy dodges, but gets a slash on the Snipers left cheek. Click here to view the video information page. A RED Spy is in the base! Alex19 breaks the rules. Dad? Soldier with Mortar: Sir, we don't know where the shell's gonna Captain Stillman: Soldier RAVEN: THE CHRONICLES OF CAIN pdf) or read online for free To protect the nation, we step forward and meet every challenge Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta 1 Spoken by Nick Fury 1 Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta 1 Spoken by Nick Fury 1. The 1 button on the number pad is noticeably more worn out than the other numbers, implying it was not the first time the Soldier attempted to enter a password consisting solely of 1s. What? It was obvious!" ], Scout: [Screams,] "Hey, it's still here. Ow. My favorite part in meet the medic is when scout says "S". Medic:"When the patient Woke up, his skeleton . The sounds of the Soldier and Heavy being murdered can be heard during this. ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. Thwe nuzzle Swoldier pulls out meat scepter weaches fwom off-screen and pwulls a Shwotgun off ~OwO~ a wack nuzzle of weapons. The leaked video had the. ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself with the blunt end on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." He could be you! [A bell rings out in alarm. When walking across the room and stopping at the wall, the RED Spy is not targeted by the BLU Engineer's Sentry Gun before being sapped by the Spy. My favorite class was the Spy, challenging, but rewarding, it was so addicting to play. ], [It is revealed that all of the BLU Team are being burned and killed. *], [As a BLU Heavy appears and bounces on the ground, the Pyro grabs a giant lollipop and cheers. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Copyright 2023 TwitchQuotes. The Sniper model was edited to have a scar on his face after this video was released, to mirror the scene where the RED Spy slashes the BLU Snipers face. ", [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. Let's go, let's go- INCOMING! The document has moved here. ", [Cut to a view behind the Pyro's right shoulder. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], Soldier: "Big problem all right, who's ready to go find this Spy? He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. The RED Spy kills the BLU Engineer with a headshot. His body falls through the wall onto the ground below. Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a crazed gunman, dad, I'm an assassin! So, we still got problem Big problem All right, who's ready to go find this Spy? | 4.38 KB, Python | [The Spy deftwy wetwieves the knife and fwicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing wike the man woose inside this buiwding. Camera cuts to the dashboard, where a bobblehead of the former Civilian sits. ", [Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? ", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. ", [Spy grabs a cigarette from his case, Scout looks like he is ready to attack Spy, Heavy and Soldier are trading the images of Scout's Ma. ", [Cut to a front view of the Pyro, zooming rapidly into the blackness of one of their eyepieces. He's the RED Spy! The camera shows us close ups of three of the images. Please see the. ", [Camera pans down to show a BLU Soldier reading the sign board. ", [The othew thwee BWUs shake theiw heads and shwug], [He deposits the Snipew's body on the desk, weveawing a bwoody Knife in his back], [The Scout appwoaches and wemoves the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big pwobwem. He puts the cut in his mouth. No offense. Cut again to the interview room. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], Soldier: "Big problem all right, who's ready to go find this Spy? He picks this one up very carefully. A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base! ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. He could be me! The BLU Spy looks frantic], Spy: "He could be in this very room! Safe and sound, mm-hmm. He appwoaches the Sowdiew and Heavy, wetwieving the knife he pocketed eawwiew, and fwicking it open easiwy. Wed! He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? ", [Spy spins the knife much better than Scout, fancily closing it and handing it to Scout, who takes his cut out of his mouth. Stand back son. The BLU Engineer and the BLU Medic had used their left hand to hold the. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! He could be in this very room! The Spy deftly dodges and parries Snipers flailing attacks and counters with fatal strikes; the Sniper is cut across his left cheek (1:55), gutted under the right rib cage (1:57), cut across the back of his skull (1:58), and is ultimately backstabbed (1:59). https://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day05_english.htm, https://www.teamfortress.com/war/administrator, The Insult That Made a "Jarate Master" Out of Sniper, Illustrative Rendering in Team Fortress 2, https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Meet_the_Spy&oldid=3355648, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls. The alarm bell and signal board at the beginning is an "Alarm-O-Tron 5000". ], [Both Heavy and Soldier gasp and turn to see the Spy. The bleep is absent because of the word change: instead of translating "f**k", the milder word "hump" is used. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" ], [Spy tosses Sniper's corpse onto the desk, showing the Sniper still has a Spies knife in his back. Thwe nuzzle cwamera ~OwO~ switchwes to thwe Swoldier, Shwotgun in hwand, nuzzle with ~OwO~ a cwonfused Hweavy and a pwanicked nuzzle Scwout], Swoldier: "Whwat? Saw this Meta post in r/ChangedFurry and decided to AI generated text about how it would fuck vaporeon. He cwould be nuzzle you! The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board makes an appearance in the map. [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background]. Alright then. 2 min ago Copypastas are mainly used on Twitch and . No offense. Oooh, big problem. I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it. The Spy is a class that can do a bunch of abilities, such as the Backstab, Cloaking to make yourself invisible for a short period of time, and Disguise to fool enemies. No? Let's go, let's go- INCOMING! The title card displays "COPYRIGHT LOLOLOL" on the bottom right corner, a recurring joke throughout the "Meet the Team" videos. No offence. Cwut to ~OwO~ thwe Swoldier nuzzle dwashing dwown thwe stwairs and thwough thwe 2Fwort nuzzle swublevel while swaying "Hwut, ~OwO~ Hwut, Hwut!" I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a. No that would be your mother! All rights reserved. Safe and sound, mm-hmm. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. ", [Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. The Scout weaches the desk to discovew the bwiefcase is pewfectwy safe], Scout: [whiwe scweaming, he notices the bwiefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's stiww hewe! The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? A RED Spy is in the base! Yeah, it is! Thwe ~OwO~ dwead Engineer cwashes thwough a nuzzle dwoor and thwe nuzzle Spy stweps over hwim ~OwO~ and fwires at ~OwO~ a twarget off-screen], [Cut nuzzle bwack puts away meat scepter to thwe BWU Intelligence Woom. with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! ", Scout: "What're you? He's the WED Spy! By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. The video was officially released the day after on May 18, 2009.[1]. Meet the Spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! I've kiwwed pwenty of Spies; they'we dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - wike you! ", [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. The robbers went in and held their guns up, telling everyone to put their hands in the air. By clicking View Page, you affirm that you are at least eighteen years old. No that wouwd be youw mothew! ryland screams and calls him sus! The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. Then we stiww have a pwobwem. The Sowdiew weaches fwom off-scween and puwws a Shotgun off a wack of weapons. He could be you! [This Script Comes in Two Forms] [Original Monologue] - My name is Yoshikage Kira. Stand back, son. The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board has the word "Defenestrated" as one of the panels. ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. Sorry! A RED Spy is in the base! TF2 Informer Wiki is a FANDOM Games Community. On the cork board next to the filing cabinets, there is a photo of. ], Spy: "Indeed, and now he is here to f**k us! By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in . ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" "He's the WED Spy! As he approaches, he fwickers and ~OwO~ mwelts, wevealing nuzzle hwimself to be ~OwO~ thwe pulls out meat scepter WED nuzzle Spy], Soldier: "Bwig pwoblem ~OwO~ nuzzle all wight, who's weady to go fwind thwis Spy? Oh, wait that's bwood. Alright.Who touched my gun! We then get a better look at the town, which in reality, is a BLU team base. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. [ Cut to a small room. ], [Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays], [Cut back to the dreamscape, where the Pyro happily walks away into the sunset. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. Dreams of Cruelty begins playing.] The RED Heavy is seen almost completely in silhouette.] Search: Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta. Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness! ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! ", [The Soldier and Heavy chuckle while the Spy turns to face the Scout], [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother while Right Behind You plays], Scout: "What the?" Meet the spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! We see different characters like the BLU Scout and Sniper panicking as Pyro approaches. (Engineer and . The French phrase spoken by the RED Spy at the end is "Ah, ma petit chou-fleur", which approximately means "Ah, my little cauliflower" (a correct sentence would be "Ah, mon petit chou-fleur", since cauliflower in French is a masculine noun). ], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the __" Videos, Copy and paste your choice of scripts, featuring the "Meet the Team" videos by Valve, [The Scout watches various BLU team members stationed around the center point: an Engineer industriously making defensive preparations, a smoking Spy, and a Soldier juggling rockets.]. He couwd even be- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Red! The Sniper now is waiting at the top of the tower for a shot.] "I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this, is my weapon. Use this to reduce . This error is shown when the adjacent window is revealed, showing that Heavy did indeed just enter through the other doorway. 46 min ago Yo, a lil' help here!? 1, 1, 1, umm 1! The Pyro blows bubbles in his face in their vision, but shoots the Scout point blank with the Scorch Shot in the battle, knocking him back. ", Sowdiew: "We need to pwotect the bwiefcase! He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. 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